slaboosh

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

Slau.

A girl, a ninja, an angel. The epitome of personal attributes. A mate for jamming, grinding out homework, racing, and life. She'll dance in the rain, run in the rain, or literally just lay down in the grass in the rain. She is a sunflower, opening her petals to wherever the sun may shine. She looks for happiness, but does not deny sadness. She is a light to her family, a blessing to her friends, and a gift for the world. She is an icon of beauty, health, intellect, humor, and style. If you are lucky enough to be blessed by God Himself with her, do not ever let her go.

God making Slau: "Okay so you know all the good qualities I've ever created?"
Angel: "Yeah..."
God: "Get this... I'm gonna put them all in one girl"
Angel: "But...but howwwwwwww"
God: "Just watch"

*17 Years Later*

Angel, watching Slau.: "Wow. She's one of the good ones"
God: "Told you"

by katleighh13 September 16, 2018

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.

"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019

slam the fart

The act of farting followed by violently slamming one's desk in rage .

PVC : *farts*
Chat : NOW SLAM 😂

John : This game sucks !
Dave : slam the fart PogU

by PVC_4_SURVIVAL_SITUATIONS December 25, 2019

slappermcdoodle

When something tastes so good, it's phenomenal. Usually accompanied by an expression of amazement.

Hannah: How do you like your cauliflower wings?
Eli: These are slappermcdoodle!!

by snowmanolaf23 April 14, 2020

slayjor

nicolas sturniolo’s conjunction of the term “major slay.” aka saying something is really good/cool

“dude i just got a new car”

“slayjor!!”

by gracicosner May 31, 2022

birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008