Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

swinging at the fences

angry to the point of being irrational.

Randy was swinging at the fences he was so mad... hell at one point he tried to clock me. And I was on his side!

by vveerrgg November 21, 2006

swinging spider

when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.

They were totally doing the swinging spider the other day at the park!

by erorby August 16, 2009

swinging tom tom

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren

fuck those swinging tom tom's

by the swedish penis August 11, 2009

Stinging Nettle

When one cums on a girls chapped lips, and she receives a stinging sensation. This is similar to what it feels like to eat salty potato chips when one has chapped lips.

"Dude her lips were red today, probably from the stinging nettle I gave her last night!"

by Batchofnettles November 23, 2013

sinking the brown

anal sex

i pulled out of the pink and sunk the brown

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003