Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.
by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper November 25, 2007
See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
by Underground Boy November 13, 2015
by DaHeIr February 26, 2010
When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?
by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020
A sexual move where you have anal intercourse with a man or woman. Once you finish inside the anal cavity, grab a spoon and eat the mixture out of the agape hole.
by KennithThe9 April 29, 2023
Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.
by Limegarbage October 04, 2023
Being built like a sjovel means that you have only trained your legs and ass.
Basically someone being thick but having a weak upper body.
Basically someone being thick but having a weak upper body.
by Sleepy gay baguette March 23, 2020