1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.
There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.
by farria87 September 20, 2008
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service her account

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."
by Joe Bone March 09, 2005
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 17, 2022
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laptop rental service

It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.
Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service
by Astrophile April 02, 2021
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Internal Revenue Service

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).
IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...
by SubIeveI February 18, 2023
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If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
by Downstrike December 02, 2004
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no shoes no shirt no service

I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"

Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".
by Joeyy! January 08, 2014
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