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seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
by scullymkts December 1, 2010
mugGet the seat politicsmug.

cunt seat

any passanger seat of any car.
guy 1: I wanna drive
guy 2: Not a chance i will not sit cunt seat
by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009
mugGet the cunt seatmug.

love-seat

Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
mugGet the love-seatmug.

Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.
Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.
by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021
mugGet the Seat of epiphaniesmug.

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm
Dave booked us aisle seats again
by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020
mugGet the Aisle seatmug.

On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.
by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010
mugGet the On the ninja seatmug.

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
mugGet the Seat Cover.mug.

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