Fishing season

When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.
by embee010101 April 03, 2020
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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
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snowbunny season

Right before and right after major sports drafts when white girls are looking to find rich black athletes.
Friend: “Dude, Sarah is totally into you. Go for it man.”
Athlete: “Nah bro it’s Snowbunny season she’s probably faking.”
by Theleg3nd27 May 19, 2022
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treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 17, 2010
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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 08, 2009
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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 06, 2012
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baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.
Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.
by LuxDarling July 06, 2015
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