A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.
considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"
"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
Get the seasoned penismug. Boy: Im so tired of being broke
Friend: You already know its trap season time to work hard
Boy: Thats a bet
Friend: You already know its trap season time to work hard
Boy: Thats a bet
by Hachi.baby October 9, 2016
Get the Trap Seasonmug. around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 20, 2010
Get the treadmill seasonmug. That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.
Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?
Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?
Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?
Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010
Get the mostaccioli seasonmug. Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
Get the cranberry seasonmug. a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
Get the seasonal depressionmug. She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.
by kMichelle April 29, 2008
Get the seasonal homug.