Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

A very nice, and caring person. He is generally shy, but once you get to know him he is a goofy sweetheart. He is a good friend and a crush to many.

“Man, that Ryan kid is really nice.”

“Yeah, I know, he fking cute too!”

by CoolioWaffle January 5, 2019

Ryan

A Ryan Graber is a very homosexual individual, usually showing interest in males, rather than females.

Guy 1: why is he looking at me?
Guy 2: oh?, yea that’s a Ryan.

by damn that’s tuff June 13, 2019

Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.

Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.

by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

A fat prick who takes up an entire room and masturbates to his unfunny jokes and memes. Literally rolls down hallways in schools and squash little kids on the way. Can be very retarded when asked a question by a teacher and laughs like Santa on his Saturday off.

The Ryan came down the hallway

by The Revenge May 9, 2019