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Exception that proves the rule

A desperation tactic used in an argument or debate whereby proof of the speaker's wrongness is somehow held up by the speaker as proof of his rightness.
Manny: I utterly hate homosexuals. They are an affront to God and man. Except for Rick Astley. I could go down on THAT guy all night! I'd same-sex marry him in a heartbeat.

Moe: I thought you said you hated homosexuals?

Manny: Well, he's the exception that proves the rule.
by Rev. Nørb June 17, 2010
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The K-Rule

The rule for which any women whose name starts with a K is tantalizingly attractive and/or desirable by the unwritten laws of the universe, unbeknownst to man kind.
Hey Lix, Kendra definatlely fits the K-Rule!
Little Nipple SAYS I pitty the fool who don't fit the K-Rule!
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Ten Second Rule

Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.

Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal
*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*
by Chris-Thor August 13, 2007
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two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."
We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.
by Ci Bach October 8, 2009
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the no stick it in rule

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.
"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"
by betty February 6, 2004
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The Stalin Rule

In hacky sack, the Stalin Rule is a tricky move where you bend over backwards as the hacky sack is going up, catch the hacky sack on your chest and hold it there for a few seconds (otherwise known as a stall), and let it roll down towards your foot. At that point you boot it at the person closest to you, annhililating them while you catch them off guard.
It takes skill to be able to execute the Stalin Rule.
by Sarcastic Sid December 2, 2004
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Tom Cruise Rule

the Tom Cruise Rule occurs when you are playing beer pong. If you are playing and someone calls a ''celebrity shot'' (a random shot from someone who is not currently in the game) and right before they shoot calls the Tom Cruise Rule and makes it, the opponent must wear sunglasses for the rest of the game, and any other time, that night, he plays the person who made the "Tom Cruise" shot, no exceptions
Yo last night i was playing pong against this kid and out of no where his friend takes a shot and calls the Tom Cruise Rule and i had to wear shades the rest of the match, it sucked.
by KevePete March 14, 2010
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