Thai Rudder

In Thailand, there are high-end hostess bars that have washroom attendants that hand out towels, mints, and also massage your back while you do your business at the urinal.

If the massage coincides with your holding your penis while urinating, he is holding your penis by proxy and thus called a Thai Rudder.

I went to The Pent, a high-end hostess bar, and there was some dude in the bathroom. He came over and massaged my back while I took a piss. The was then by-proxy touching my penis, thus giving me a Thai Rudder.

by genius69 February 4, 2013

Rudder

A posh boys red cheeks.

Prince William's rudder cheeks.

by foxwit January 19, 2011

ruddy guttersnipe

A big-time trouble maker, jokester, prankster, thief, etc.

"To took my coffee, you ruddy guttersnipe!"

by tohellwithhades November 12, 2009

Rudder

Melting butter or margarine and then adding ranch powder. Ranch + Butter = Rudder

I just whipped up some delicious rudder to dip my crab legs in.

by deus402 October 18, 2010

Irish Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs the arm which is not partaking in the masturbation process and rubs it.

Joe gave Xav an Irish Rudder. He was trying to give a Dutch Rudder but that's typical of Joe.

by fishcat123 September 21, 2011

ruddi

A ruddi is half chav half skater, he/she would be a mix between the two, by the way they act and the clothing they wear.

"Easi, scott, you're turnin' in to a ruddi mate!"

by Abz_Da_Fit_1 July 8, 2005

Rudasecks

One who is Ruda, yet also secks.

The Ruda does indeed like Rudasecks.

by Jenz_The_Kitten December 14, 2008