Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 09, 2008

root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

by Q-Tip McVicker February 18, 2005

Jager Root

1 oz Jager and 2 oz of Vanilla Cola... This is a wonderful shot that tastes like Root Beer! This is a great alternative for those of you who don't like mixing energy drinks with alcohol!

Man I got messed up last night on Jager Root's, sure love those things!

by Bartender for years! August 06, 2009

dead root

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

by Signor Dick Pic November 02, 2013

root band

One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.

Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 17, 2011

Rooted in love

A "charity" trying to empower women worldwide...but actually just macrame themselves in the prayer room.
"Do you dream while you journal, or journal while you dream?"

"I really want to be rooted in love!"

by so_they_may_beloved August 21, 2018

root doot

For a spastic stupid cunt

Shut up ya root doot

by Sallybally March 27, 2016