Roon Weslpoa

When you think something is going to go as predicted, but in reality it catches you off guard as it turns into a complete effing mess.

"I was walking at Disney, trying to take a short cut by the carousel when a portly woman abruptly stopped in front of me, pulling a Roon Weslpoa, when I tripped and bumped into her."

by YosemiteSami March 9, 2017

Rolololz

It's a weird type of lol, mostly used in Moonbase Alpha due to the Text To Speech feature, which makes it sound "funny".

Astronaut 1: John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!
Astronaut 2: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Astronaut 3: Rolololz

by restinpies March 28, 2017

rolo poohole

Role poohole is amazing keep your poohole close to you.

She is beautiful and kind

Wow she is amazing she's such a rolo poohole

by Molopoohole May 17, 2017

RoloSexual

When you just don't care. You are the bridge between sexual and asexual. You are attracted to anything HAWT in my case "SoMo's body" and "Big Booty People". You also let everything loose. Twerk everywhere and go to town. Just be yourself. Be the white fish in a black ocean.

OMG look at that booty-hoe she must be a rolosexual twerking like that!!! She just doesn't care!

by Stryax May 22, 2017

rolangelo

The perfect guy to hang with. Rolangelo is charming, smart and very sexy. Rolangelo is caring, but also rough. He is streetwise but won't be shy to be bookwise. Once Rolangelo falls for you he is the most loyal and loving person. A rebel by heart, but an overall lover. He can get you in the mood just by looking at you and make love to you like no one else ever did. Once you meet a Rolangelo, you will forget about any other man you ever knew.. Rolangelo is the one you will want to marry and sterke down with. He got you covered on everything you need.

"Rolangelo made me cum 3 times in a row, he is such a beast in bed."

"Rolangelo captured my heart and haven't gave it back since."

by Mommy_' January 16, 2018

Rolennia

She's is badass by the look...Buf in facts she the nicest person you ever met once you knew her...She is a bit romantic in love

Jesse: Do you know Rolennia?
Francisco: She's a bitch

Jesse: She's not a bitch she's a nice person

by Perfectlittlegirl May 4, 2018

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018