cockasureus rex

A man so sure of his superior penis size that he believes himself to be king of all he surveys.

You can tell as soon as he walks in the room that G. is a straight up cockasureus rex.

by MissAm November 26, 2006

Swaggasaurus Rex

1. The king of all swagger.

2. Swagger so high and mighty, only he/she can be compared to a king or royalty.

Guy - Man! There's so many hot females in this place. I'm leaving.

Friend - Wth! Why?

Guy - Our swag is useless out here. There's a swaggasaurus rex over there.

by pseudonimity August 20, 2009

Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

by blank babushka September 28, 2009

bromosaurus rex

a large-scale brosef; one who has been a brosef since ancient times.

sup brosef?
bromosaurus rex! how's it hanging?

by elPenetrator February 15, 2010

Swagasaurus-Rex

(Swag-uh-sohr-us-rehcks) n.
1. A person who contains and unfathomably large amount of Swag.

"DUDE! That person is such a Swagasaurus-Rex. I can't fathom how much Swag they have!"

by Spartan'Abs October 18, 2010

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by Ressaler October 10, 2008

Rex Ryan

The coach of the professional football team, New York Jets.

He also has an extremely kinky foot fetish, to the point where he and his wife tape their kinky escapades which somehow manage to go viral all over the internet for millions to see.

Mother: "Hey son, what are you watching?"

Son: "Oh nothing mother, it's just that crazy New York football coach, Rex Ryan, licking some woman's feet!"

by classyguy273 December 24, 2010