Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
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brought on by being near a person or persons from your past, revertigo is when a person begins to act how they did at the time they knew said person(s).
Coined by the character Marshal Eriksen on the show "How I Met Your Mother."
Coined by the character Marshal Eriksen on the show "How I Met Your Mother."
Tim: Why is Jerry talking like that?
Michael: Revertigo. He was really into the whole beatnik thing in high school.
Michael: Revertigo. He was really into the whole beatnik thing in high school.
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Get the revection mug.Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
Get the resentation mug.The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.
Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.
by Bob Az July 28, 2011
Get the brunette's revenge mug.1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.
2) The ill-shits.
3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
2) The ill-shits.
3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.
That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.
That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.
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