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Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"
"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."
by The thruster. August 21, 2011
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a sweet release

A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)

Yep.
You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere
by Chief inspector, Rimmer November 26, 2013
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Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
by RedZebra November 29, 2010
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Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.
Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."
by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008
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rebleat

to repeat a verbal passage, in writing or aloud, because someone told you to, without thinking about its purpose or possible reception, and therefore blindly following like a sheep.
Wrote a little rant about all the flipping heart-rending holier-than-thou repost challenge messages out there, questioning their true intent and value. Then decided I'd come off sounding churlish, so binned it - other than the last sentence. You know who you are; why rebleat like so many sheep?
by LazyK July 1, 2011
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Chemical Release

Origin: Australian Military. A term used when someone has released a particularly toxic fart
Digger 1: We have just obtained chemical release!

Digger 2: So I noticed.
by Gallogael March 23, 2009
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time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.
by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009
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