dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 4, 2004

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

jenner reassignment

When an Olympic athlete finally comes out of the closet and decides to live their life as the opposite sex they were born as.

Just found out that the star athlete from my high school announced he was selling his Olympic gold medals to have jenner reassignment.

by 1badJedi February 6, 2015

pure reason

The method of drawing conclusions based solely on self evident facts, the implications of self evident facts or thought experiments.

Communism is inherently flawed and I can prove it with pure reason.

by Curious Moose199 May 21, 2017

the reason you're not vegetarian

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017

Keep the Reason!

Keep the Reason is the motto of the atheist, rationalist, and Reasonist. Like the theist will say, "Keep the Faith!" the Reasonist says, "Keep the Reason!" because reason is how we understand the world and our universe.

Theist: Hey, keep the faith, friend.
Reasonist: Thanks, but I'd rather Keep the Reason!

by Keep The Reason January 4, 2012

The Age Of Reason

A band from TX that plays classic rock and kicks ass. Made up of two friends, one of which rips out blues-based solos and plays drums, and the other which plays solid rhythm guitar and writes good lyrics. Comparison to The Age Of Reason is very favorable. Often abbreviated informally as TAOR (pron. like "tower" with a more pronounced "ao" sound, similar to Taos, NM, in speech).

Person 1: Did you go to The Age Of Reason concert the other night?

Person 2: No, I heard it was awesome. I know the last TAOR concert we went to totally kicked so much ass!

Person 1: Yeah, they played 3 songs and just jammed the rest of the set. Bostain did an 18-minute solo, and Swanson managed to start a glowring war like Phish.

Person 2: Yeah, I've seen them do a 35-minute version of "Cowgirl In The Sand" by Neil Young. He kicks ass too. I heard TAOR and Crazy Horse were supposed to tour North America next year.

Person 1: Sweet! I can't miss that!

by D. Swanson July 31, 2006