religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)

because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!

by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005

religion

one of the many institutions that the denizens of the internet wish to debunk. Everyone needs to feel superior somehow, and if you can prove you're better than a great segment of the world population, then you will most likely engage in an activity similar to what's been done here.

Any of the definitions here that implicate a belief as being absolutely false and those who believe it stupid and inferior.

by Rigel September 21, 2004

religion

the way lifeless idiots spend most of their time worshiping and giving away money to 'god' which is actually just a big ass lie which priests convince people to believe to they could get free cash

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

religion

A self-imposed set of rules and restrictions.

I don't need religion to tell me what to do: I can decide what's right and what's wrong for myself.

by thebuffoon December 24, 2004

religion

A way of making sense of the world. Often religions invole a higher power i.e. God. It is easier to leave your problems to a higher power rather than to solve them yourself. As life got more complicated for humans, we developed religion out of laziness. The existance of religion today can be attributed to ignorance, laziness, tradition, and the need for a sense of purpose.

The major religion in America is Christianity.

by Sean Burton January 14, 2004

religion

all religion except for atheism is just an excuse for people to do stupid shit like do good to others and good things will happen to you, im sorry but your world doesnt work like that. in the real world, no matter what in your life the shit will hit the fan, then you will pray to your fake god and wonder, what the fuck just happened? and you will finally realize... your a dumbass.

religion, Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamic, Confucianism, etc.

by thepersontellingitlikeitis. May 18, 2010

religion

An organized system of belief in gods, angels, spirits, and/or other supernatural entities. A large number of idiots think that religion is the source of all the world's problems. A smaller group of even bigger idiots believe it is the answer to all the worlds problems.

Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Confucianism, Shintosim, Taoism, Sikhism, Wicca, Druidry, Satanism, Spiritualism, Theosophy, etc.

by Hussassan August 9, 2005