The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
Get the Reedmug. Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
Get the Reed Basslermug. Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”
“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
by Johny willikers May 12, 2023
Get the Brandon Reedmug. A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊
Reed was dry humping aubreys bag
by Name shame December 11, 2019
Get the Reedmug. by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019
Get the Reedmug. “Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
by stwoo May 17, 2021
Get the fulton reedmug. by Renzo915 April 17, 2021
Get the Reedmug.