recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

Redfree

Someone who harbours deep resentment towards Manchester United and Man United lives rent free in their head.

1: Man United are so trash, horrible club.
2: Wow, your such a redfree person.

by Thehaterinfutbol September 21, 2025

RECURSIVE COMPRESSION THEORY

A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.

“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025

Recurve Theory

When someone is jerking off, and their ejaculation lands in their face/mouth. Self facial.

Yo! Did you hear how weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is jerking off, and their ejaculation bounces, or recurves off the wall, and lands in their face/mouth.

Yo bro, did you hear how Weston recurve Theoryed!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is masturbating, and when they ejaculate, their nut recurves backwards, and gets on their face/in their mouth.

Bro weston did recurve theory!

by UPIC November 8, 2025

RedRocket Trumpet

When one blows into the anus of the one they are “throatfucking”. Typically a male to male contact.

“Yeah I told him to turn upside down so I could give him the good ol’ redrocket trumpet”

by Corvid P. Squire January 9, 2026