Rees-Mogg

The smelly discharge from the urethra when you have an unpleasant infection. Can only be cleared by surgical bleaching

Did you hear about Boris?? He’s at the clinic as he’s got a dose of the Rees-Mogg

by SpikeZ1 December 13, 2018

Sunday recently tagged

The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.

Yo, who the fuck is this chick I'm with in my Sunday recently tagged?

by LipService October 1, 2009

Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

by Skinn Rols February 15, 2015

recessionist

A person that steals anything they want to save money.

Now that I'm a recessionist, I steal whatever I want.

by "they shall call me noodle" December 2, 2009

Receive

To take something up the anal passage.

"I think he just received Ben!"
"ouch that must have hurt!"

by dee oh double gee April 10, 2008

recession beer

Any low-cost beer that middle-class folk are forced to drink during poor economic times.

Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."

Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."

by tralala12 March 17, 2009