This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Readathon

Time spent reading two or more books in one sitting with minimal to no breaks in between. Usually during a set period of time.

I heard you were joining the twenty-four hour Readathon planned for next week, what books do you plan to read?

by Harleyl November 14, 2017

sascha radetsky

plays charlie in the movie Centre Stage
;)

by Ally July 15, 2003

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

What's the lick read

Inquiry as to what the plans are for making money today or in the near future. If there's opportunity,the lick reads good. However,if the lick reads bad,there may not be much chance of making money pertaining to the lick.

"Hey Padre,what's the lick read"? Or,"the lick reads good,come holla at me".

by Amy Norris August 13, 2022

Radek

Radek is a sexy soccer player, he loves to go outside and play sports. He loves doing flips and is a pimp. Hes totally obsessed with footbag.

He looks like a radek. Or he is just trying to be a radek.

by Tollaho April 7, 2009