Ackam's Razor

when a conspiracy theorist ignores logic and reputable sources to keep believing their silly theory.

Matthew ignores Ackam's razor and thought that Jenga was a more representative model of a building than physics.

by TheMindsEye February 3, 2017

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023

razor claw

It's when you are sitting there and have a random boner

Billy: ha ha you have a razor claw
Mark: O dang i hope no one else sees it

by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Marley's Razor

The idea that one's admission to a greater offense is not conclusive evidence of the commission of a lesser offense.

Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

"I'm looking at the Trump administration's response to the criticism that they're overstating things or that the Iranian strike actually went badly, when it does in fact seem like one of those cases where Marley's Razor applies, and while they may lie with some great regularity, it might be the case that this time, they are more right than wrong, and that the strike was potentially a lot more effective than they thought." Kmele Foster on Tangle podcast, 6/29/25.

by Infinitecypher July 1, 2025

Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"

in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.

by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023