Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.
by my6000lblife July 14, 2018
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rayson is so awesome
by awksmang. July 12, 2011
Get the rayson mug.an obese teenager with any of the following traits.
1. morbid obesity.
2. they think their gangster, but there incredibly pale and suburban.
3. they have a horrible lisp, and try to cover it up by talking like batman from THE DARK NIGHT.
4. they're scared of anybody who wears vans or a shirt with buttons.
5. They suck at life and aren't worth looking at.
6. are virgins for life.
7. very unintelligent, can't spell anything.
1. morbid obesity.
2. they think their gangster, but there incredibly pale and suburban.
3. they have a horrible lisp, and try to cover it up by talking like batman from THE DARK NIGHT.
4. they're scared of anybody who wears vans or a shirt with buttons.
5. They suck at life and aren't worth looking at.
6. are virgins for life.
7. very unintelligent, can't spell anything.
person 1: dude, that guy's lisp is so annoying, and he think's he can take us in a fight.
person 2: dude, i know, he's such a rayson.
person 1: word brah.
person 2: dude, i know, he's such a rayson.
person 1: word brah.
by god's human form on earth October 9, 2008
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The thought of adding a new word to the English language was tantalizing and rationable because of its ease.
by Bli$$ May 28, 2011
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Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.
by G-Unit4 February 17, 2009
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by Jazmin H October 23, 2007
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