weight to tit ratio

The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:

T/(W^2)=F

Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.

Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"

by wiggly22 November 15, 2009

Golden Ratio

Noun
The perfect ratio between a woman's tits and ass.

"Damn look at Becky, her badonkadonk and gazongas are at the golden ratio!"
"Her tits weren't that big, but with her ass she definitely achieved the golden ratio."

by caciamaan00 July 12, 2009

fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

Ratio

Used in a Tiktok comment section where you reply to someone's comment and get more likes then them

Creator: *500 likes*
Person: Ratio *1000 likes*

by ibzmmi12 February 10, 2021

Narcissism Ratio

The ratio of photos of yourself you've added in Facebook to those added by others. Mitigating considerations may include Korean Tourist Disorder, which compels one to take pictures of oneself in front of every landmark encountered regardless of its insignificance.

Dick: Jane is such a self-centered bitch. She has like 700 photos of herself tagged.
Dave: Srsly. Her narcissism ratio is off the charts.

by calvert February 11, 2008

Masroor Rathor

Masroor Rathor is usally a guy that owes money. He eats pizza really loudly all the time. Masroor's favourite game is mope.io. Also masroor has a daddy. Masroor has a small penis

What a masroor you are. OMG MASROOR RATHOR

by BTSHteleport March 4, 2019

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009