roflagasm

noun
an uncontrollable laughing fit. often causing tears of laughter, rolling on the floor and generally arousing attention.
the ultimate extreme of laughing!

'oh my god that was so funny, i nearly had a roflagasm!'

'oh god look at him having a roflagasm'

by holly roberts July 21, 2007

roflbate

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.

"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."

by zman4554 December 14, 2008

ROFL

The act of laughing so hard that you pee a little bit.

Isaiah- "Did you see Jez trip over that bench?"
Micah- "Yeah, I ROFLed!"

by CountryBoy95 August 1, 2011

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006

ROFL Chame

To eat a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Girl: What happened last night?!
Boy: We kind of got to drunk and rofl chamed..

by DisDickIsForBob June 12, 2011

cold rofl

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!

guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

roflcopter

The best damn airplane. Ever.

roflcopter is so awesome. FUCKING A!

by glacierwolf July 18, 2009