The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023

by *CookieMonster* January 10, 2014

A special stripper with the qualities of a stripper, but with the stature of a dwarf. Could or couldn't be your relation, but definitely missing teeth.
"Did you hit the rippers in 'bama after the micro wrestling? I got me a Boaz ripper! Man, that little girl could dance." -- Bobby
by Melong September 20, 2024

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023
