queef

when shooting pool and on the final shot with only the eight ball left on the table,you shoot and scratch,losing the game.you have queefed.this is one of many examples.it applies to a variety of situations.it's use was popular in the mid-eighties in southwest georgia.
by R. McCarthy September 15, 2006
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Queef

When a female farts out of her pussy. Usually not smelly but nasty af; vaginal fart
A dude: hey girl want to fuck.

A girl: yea sure.

"Sticks penis in vagina"----------
"Vagina makes farting noise"
A dude: Whoa! Girl what was that, did u fart
A girl: no I just queefed. (Queef)
by Sam_Roberto670 December 24, 2016
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Queef

When a girl farts and it goes up through her vagina.
Sally likes to queef because it feels good.
by Kingmoney1635 June 10, 2016
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Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020
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queef

What me and some boys call people in h.s if we dont like them or like to make fun of him
mike: Yo im hittin this hot girl tonight.
Us: yeah, no ur not, ur a fuckin queef
by and tess 1 November 28, 2004
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Queef

a male queef is when a guy stands on his head and blows air out of his mouth
hey those yoga classes are damn fucking great i queefed
by Pradeep Raman June 06, 2003
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queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
by Tbird January 22, 2007
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