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pucket

The most useful object in a bachelor pad. When the bro gets drunk beyond belief, the pucket (puke + bucket) becomes the reservoir of unwanted stomach fluid and keeps the place clean. The pucket is also a medical tool since it can be used to calculate the volume of stomach contents the bro has expelled.
Bro 1: "Damn dude, Big Monkey is about to blow chunks all over your new carpet!" Bro 2: "Chill bro! We've got a pucket."
by BestBrahEver September 5, 2011
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Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard April 16, 2006
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Sam Puckett

A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020
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puckey

Dried animal feces, typically horse, cow or bull. Often used as an expletive replacement for its more vulgar counterpart, sh*t, and often used by older generations.
This 30% tax bracket is horse puckey!!
by kungfumuffin July 16, 2008
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puckbunny

person that watches hockey to sleep with the players. knows nothing about the sport and comes to the rink in skanky clothes.
last night, shanny brought home that puckbunny that's been hanging out by the bus after games.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.
I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.
by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016
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Puckerberry

One of the most ingenutive "Blizzards" Dairy Queen has ever created.

Introduced in 2004 and (devastatingly) taken off the menu the same year.

Featuring a sour, yet sweet and creamy taste. Like sour rasperry sherbert mixed with vanilla ice cream in a 1 part- 2 parts ratio, respectively.
Sam- "Sooo er.. wanna go get something at DQ with me?"

Billy- "Nah, man. I'm actively boycotting DQ until they reintroduce the puckerberry blizzard. Fucking assholes. I have to make my own now."

Sam- "(clears throat) Nerd.."

Billy- "Hey well you should've had it, man. Better than any chick I've ever had."

Sam- "Wow, really?"

Billy- "Naaahh. Still amazing though."
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