Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

pink predator

A new drug, commonly used by high schoolers that will get you high af

Max: Hey dude do you want some Pink Predator?

Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street

by TheTeaIsSpilt May 4, 2017

moon pied

Moon pied; meaning getting cummed in the Ass!!.
To excreate demon in the rectum!

Have you heard" Brad moon pied Buffy!

by Moon pied August 16, 2017

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."

by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019

Peach Pied

When a girl warms up her bottom with a heating pad then sits on your face.

She warmed it up real good then peach pied me. Absolutely delicious.

by aFixed September 29, 2020