1. An attractive whore.
2. An attractive female with a very slutty look/style.
3. The type of girl who is obviously looking for attention with the she dresses.
4. A woman who looks like she's had more than enough experience with the male genitalia.
5. A woman looking for a good time, not a long time. This has pros and cons, seeing how there's a good chance you're going to get laid, but there's and equally great chance of catching a STD.
6. You would not bring a ho pretty girl home to mom.
2. An attractive female with a very slutty look/style.
3. The type of girl who is obviously looking for attention with the she dresses.
4. A woman who looks like she's had more than enough experience with the male genitalia.
5. A woman looking for a good time, not a long time. This has pros and cons, seeing how there's a good chance you're going to get laid, but there's and equally great chance of catching a STD.
6. You would not bring a ho pretty girl home to mom.
Guy 1: "Oh man, that girl is so ho pretty. I'm gonna get laid tonight!"
Guy 2: "Don't forget to take some penicillin."
Guy 2: "Don't forget to take some penicillin."
by The Flying Oyster October 09, 2010
A word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat ass and thick legs. This is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an Ox. K
Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y
Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.
If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.
Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y
Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.
If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.
by Yazzz Queen June 15, 2016
The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.
by RoxyStarr July 17, 2005
by NatE February 01, 2004
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by KittieSkullz April 16, 2008
Pretty for a northern girl, with her features possibly obscured by a large down coat. A northern girl who is pretty, but you can't be too certain of it.
Being in Austin it was easy. But now that I'm in Lansing, I don't see anything but Michigan pretty - and, Man, that's risky!
by Caffeine and Irony December 04, 2005