Apply pressure

She wants money for nails, hair, food

You’ve got to apply pressure if you want me

by HilltopMal September 11, 2023

Pressure Fart

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.

Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.

by beechbum April 16, 2011

pressure

the uncomfortable feeling you get when you haven't gotten a blowjob in several years

Honey, I have pressure
Shall I suck?
Sure!

by Jony McNoNookie October 11, 2013

high pressure vein cane

A mutton dagger.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Apply pressure

To eat her pussy until she cant talk nomore

I apply pressure to the coochie hole

by Llcoolbae July 5, 2018

high pressure cupcake

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they are licking your butthole and then the fartee holds the fart in there mouth to blow it out with force into your face.

Dude will you give me a "h.p.cupcake" while we watch the simpsons?

by gay of today May 13, 2005

Pressure-Treasure

Ever wondered how it will feel like ejaculating but nothing coming out?
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.

*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*

"No more toilet paper? Fuck!!! I need to cum so badly!!! Oh there's a Q-Tip right there. (Installed Q-Tip). Oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."

He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!

by What Boner? July 11, 2011