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prosumer

A professional consumer. Is a consumer (i.e. buys a lot of gear and equipment) but only buys professional standard equipment.

Not necessarily a professional themselves, for they may be punters rocking expensive, high quality gear.
Prosumer: I just bought a Canon MkIII 5D to take photos for facebook.

Mate: You're a dickhead. You really didnt need a camera that good just for facebook. ffs.

Prosumer: I'm looking for a new bike, any ideas?
Mate: Maybe go and get a Giant with 105 componentry; it should do the trick!
Prosumer: Mate, cmon. If i'm going to get a bike i'll prosume and get something with super record.
by alfremdsprache June 3, 2013
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Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce

An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.
Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!
by trenton;) August 5, 2010
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pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
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postmodern

Postmodern is a term that therefore refers to violations of whatever laws or theories or traditions or established thoughts even before they were created. Postmodern is whatever you want the truths to be. They will always be true to you anyways. So what? Who cares! This is deviance.
Postmodern mind-buggler: You are a stranger. Are you a part of the society of not?
by mhattsh September 7, 2007
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possum

A possum is something at which you would usually refer to as a piece of s***. The term, piece of s***, is derived from POSsum. Being possums here in Texas are such nasty little rodents (well, they are in Houston =\), Possums are dubbed as a piece of s***.
"Hey check out that old computer sitting there in that pile of trash. Tis such a possum."

"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"
by Ceru October 26, 2005
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Possum

Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.
I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!
by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
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phosumption

A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.
Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.
by Daffynition April 1, 2009
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