Skip to main content

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress
I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals
by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015
mugGet the portalizing mug.

portalit

Enlightening IT portal
Take a softwave to portalit.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
mugGet the portalit mug.

Postlewait Effect

Pronuciation: \'Póst-'til-'wāt\ - /əˈfekt/

Abbreviation: PE

The Postlewait Effect is an economic term for an unexplainable and dramatic shift from financial bliss to utter failure.

A phenomenon that has left multiple professionals flabbergasted at the unprecedented financial shift from growth to falling off of a cliff.

A major component of the Postlewait Effect is building up ones hope thinking that the decision/investment/choice is correct and a great move, before complete devastation.

The double Postlewait although very rare is when a decision/investment/choice is correct and a great move, before crashing but immediately rebounds to give one even greater hope than the first time to just collapse even more dramatically than the initial Postlewait Effect.
I was making a ton of money investing in a Mexican copper mine when all of a sudden the Postlewait Effect took place and the mine magically disappeared and I lost it all.
by Senator Schneids September 27, 2019
mugGet the Postlewait Effect mug.

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
mugGet the postage stamp mug.

Portal Hugger

This term takes place on the online game known as Runescape, at the Fist of Guthix minigame. This is the term for people who are too big of cowards to face the hunter, so instead of standing in the middle getting charges, they run into the houses and just hop around them. They also get out of the house and just run around it getting 3 charges every 2 seconeds, then when the hunter gets close enough to them, they just get back into the house and teleport to a different portal.
lvl 105 player (hunter): I see you! Die!! *runs at the lvl 110 hunted*
*Lvl 110 gets inside house and hides for 5 minutes*
hunter: Omg what a portal hugger!
by Alien God April 17, 2008
mugGet the Portal Hugger mug.

mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.
1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!
by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008
mugGet the mexican postage mug.

Portal Gun

The act of having anal sex whilst the one receiving inserts a dildo backwards into their mouth, so that it looks like the penis is going into the butt and out of the mouth.
Becky is such a geek. Her favorite sex move is the portal gun and she always talks about cake.
by Dirty Nuts October 21, 2012
mugGet the Portal Gun mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email