Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011

awesome possum blossom

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

by DaScandinavian June 29, 2015

living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

City Possum

(Noun)

A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.

p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands

Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard

by Light Skin Chris February 5, 2019

Pork possum lover

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man

“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”

by Wavsyet January 11, 2021

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021