v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt March 28, 2016

Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS August 07, 2015

poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler March 15, 2014

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

by Dubldawg June 02, 2013

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

by nihuddy82 July 08, 2009