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poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!
by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011
mugGet the poke marathonmug.

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.
Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !
by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017
mugGet the some pokemug.

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.
by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016
mugGet the v pokedmug.

The Big Poke

Guy 1: Hey man, I got the big poke today!
Guy 2: Sweet, let's hit the clubs in two weeks!
by SporkMonster April 27, 2021
mugGet the The Big Pokemug.

poke a hontus

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
by th3 riddler June 6, 2014
mugGet the poke a hontusmug.

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
mugGet the Flash Pokingmug.

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009
mugGet the Joke Pokemug.

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