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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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Polish School Bus

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.
The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.
by PolishSchoolBus96 December 18, 2021
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floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!
by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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Peenie Polish

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!
by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013
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Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.
Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!
by TyphoonWigga March 7, 2019
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funne polish cow

The Funne Polish Cow is the dancing cow from the song Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam or translated into english "
I have only one in my head"
Man 1: "Hey you know that funne polish cow?"

Man 2: "Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz, (chorus) Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz"
by funne person :) May 11, 2022
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