Finlay Phillips.

Finlay Phillips is a old arthritis chinkay that wanks into old men’s socks and then drinks it. After having a boner from drinking cum filled socks, he then proceeds to dump them in old trash cans to dispose of any evidence that would lead his step dad ,called “geehaan” , to believe that his Finlay Phillips is a professional cock sucker dildo rider and is always MVP of the dicklympics even though his dick is literally falling off.

The boy wanted a blowjob but then saw Finlay Phillips. He then proceeded to call his grandfather and filmed the Finlay Phillips giving his grandfather a blowjob.

by DepressedWilly October 28, 2019

Brodie Phillips

Doesn't know anything and is 7 years dumber than his actual age.

What a "Brodie Phillips".

by kimsjimdylantim November 28, 2019

Mr phillips

a pedo who stops girls in school for their trousers for an excuse to look at their legs

shit, mr Phillips, hide

by sandy wandy December 12, 2019

mackeen philiPEEno

A hoe that is stanky and can not control her bladder.

Ew look it’s mackeen philiPEEno, I heard she eats dog and pees.

by sukElongtime January 13, 2020

wilson phillips day

The day before anything that a person has been anticipating or waiting a long time for. Because all you have to do is "hold on for one more day"

Coworker: tomorrow is the start of my vacation.
Me: well then, happy Wilson Phillips day
Coworker: what is that?
Me: you just have to "hold on for one more day"

by Bee Rye N Mirrors October 9, 2020

The Phillip

To put a flaming torch out by shoving it up one's own ass.

Whatever you do, don't do "The Phillip" It may work but your asshole with hate you.

by the_incredible_edible_donut November 20, 2021

Dylan Phillips

The most sexiest and coolest man alive, he is like Cristiano Ronaldo on the field and the most comedic person alive.

The best person in the world is Dylan Phillips.

by anonymous December 1, 2021