flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

Parker

a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl, Parker?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's my girlfriend.

by Jacob8 December 9, 2013

Parker Stirnkorb

is anorexic, has a 1 millimeter peter beter head ass negro tegro, he should kill him self. LIL V WATER SLAUGHTER YOUR DAUGHTER

Parker Stirnkorb looks homo

by LilvWater September 24, 2018

Parker

(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.

" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."

by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 28, 2019

Parker

Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.

Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.

Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?

Girl 1: How did you know?

by Someone.who.admires April 24, 2022

Jenny Parker

A polyvore site model who's images are being used by thousands of girls claiming to be her including youtube users
Wowzersluv95 and blueandpink4ever

She is sometimes known as Jenny Greenwood

That girl is pretending to be Jenny Parker

by ihatefakes October 11, 2009

scissor packer

A low voltage technician, someone who works in the communication field. A telephone installer.

"The electricaians are finished , now to call the scissor packers"

"The new guy used to work as a scissor packer"

by Lucky lager June 5, 2017