palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.
Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis
by adriana123 July 11, 2009
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palm muting

palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!
bill came over talked a little bit of shit and i had to do some palm muting on his ass.
by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006
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Palm Pilot

A time when a male hits puberty
I was paml pilotin last night and my mom walked in on me
by Mack Daddy April 23, 2003
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Palm Springs

A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.
I'm going to Palm Springs. I hope no one dies when I go for the early bird special.
by surrealfx August 02, 2005
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palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 20, 2010
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Hairy Palms

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey
by Dave July 08, 2003
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Palm Beach

the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate
by bethanykline August 09, 2022
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