Please mam

1) The two most used words by scott nichelson. these words are said so much by this person due to he is a fat baby.

2) these two words together also are used to describe an obese cry baby who constantly asks for food.

scott: "maaaam can i have a pizza?"
scotts mam: "no you just had one 20 minutes ago"
scott: "please mam"
scotts mam: "stfu you fat blob"
scott: "fake crying noise"

by obesenipz May 24, 2009

please reconnect controller

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome October 2, 2010

please waiting

The act of waiting while something instructs you to "please wait".

I spent ages please waiting for the installer to run, then it crashed!

by Thrill-Gates May 28, 2012

Please No

please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary

by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

The screen in urban dictionary you can't get enough of

'Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. '
Person 1: "dang it..."

by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

next waiting please

A term used in local kebab shops located in Australia to ask for the next person to be served.

While john was standing in line waiting to be served, a large man shouts "NEXT WAITING PLEASE"

by Joel Cohen July 30, 2008