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Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
by LanternFriend October 13, 2022
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punt

Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.
"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."
by not for nothing October 27, 2019
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punt slab

"she in there punt slabbin his dick."
by noixz January 15, 2009
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Punt

noun
A word for a person of a larger size with a big tough-guy attitude. Usually a ginger, and always accompanied by their "peewee", a small, skinny counterpart that looks to duh "punt" to pelt others.
"That Abbie is such a punt!"
"I'm gonna pelt yuh, Punt!"
by Metro_1206 August 1, 2022
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puntness

The state or quality of being a Puntite (someone who hails from Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)
their puntness was on point
by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019
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Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.
"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021
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we'll have to punt

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt
by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018
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