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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.
-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!
by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018
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Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!
by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023
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Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina
Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!
by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023
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Punt

Punt (AKA Punk) from a 5 year old; something or someone worthless or unimportant, slang, a young inexperienced youth.
Stoping being a punt!
by UnderCoverMother! January 20, 2018
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Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.
Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"
by man PEN15 February 14, 2012
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Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.
"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"
by Silminator June 26, 2021
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