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see a man about some porcelain

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021
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porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
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Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."
by WongtheRice January 22, 2024
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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
by frishy August 30, 2022
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Porcelain Challenge

This is a challenge that began on TikTok in October of 2022. Where gen Z grinded up their parents fine China and snorted it like nose candy.
My parents are pissed at me for doing the porcelain challenge
by Blakeorsum October 2, 2022
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Porcelain Berry

A porcelain berry is a type of weed
"Dude you just smoked the porcelain berry weed you're so fucked!"
by chronicrow December 26, 2022
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Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
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