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tree politics

my friend is very into tree politics also wtf is that gif is he about to put a cooked fish up the hole
by themadcrystal December 27, 2025
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.
Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.
by West Bank Big Wank June 3, 2021
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling
I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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