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Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
mugGet the Flash Pokingmug.

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.
Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !
by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017
mugGet the some pokemug.

Poke-cybering

Cybering with someone using moves known by Pokemon, such as SWEET KISS or HARDEN. May or may not be coupled with the actual 'Pokemon' using them or by people.
"Why weren't you on Pokemon Wi-fi last night?"
"Are you kidding? All the Poke-cybering was creeping me out."
by katwhacker October 18, 2008
mugGet the Poke-cyberingmug.

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.
Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.
by Nostarz May 27, 2016
mugGet the chocolate pokemug.

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011
mugGet the selective pokingmug.

The Big Poke

Guy 1: Hey man, I got the big poke today!
Guy 2: Sweet, let's hit the clubs in two weeks!
by SporkMonster April 27, 2021
mugGet the The Big Pokemug.

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009
mugGet the Joke Pokemug.

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