Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

Peeping Tim

When your boss is a lazy piece of crapola and hasn’t done anything but bus tables and scrub walls with little to no success. Literally someone who is useless in a restaurant who sits in his chair for 40 hours a week and thinks he’s better than everyone else.

Peeping Tim got fired after a year because he got paid 100k a year to sit in a chair.

by Dis wasser March 21, 2021

peeping Rockford

Usually refers to a private investigator, but describes anyone that uses some type of sophisticated equipment to peer into an unsuspecting individual's or family's home.

When I discovered the hidden surveillance cameras in my home, I felt somewhat violated, and realized that I might have fallen victim to a peeping Rockford.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019

Peep that sunshine

enjoying the sunshine, especially after a torrential downpour of rain during the Montana summers.

I'm about to go peep that sunshine yo! then go dunk on some fools.

by baron of brie July 10, 2018

sneaky peep

When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.

I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!

by Sneaky Pete October 3, 2019

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011