Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ March 15, 2009

Diamonds On Parade

When you butt chug cheap vodka.

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"

by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with

“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”

by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020