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Gomer opens the gas station 

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
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Bad Owen 

He needs to shower he is a bad owen
Bad Owen by Yodeling ostrich June 1, 2019

smash owen day 

smash all the owens as hard as u can.
“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”
smash owen day by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

Liam Owen 

A drug dealer who would sell his grandma if the price was good enough.
Who's Liam owen?
A Butt
Liam Owen by mr.nuggets October 7, 2019

Daddy Owen 

OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.
Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right
Daddy Owen by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

My Predator Owns 

A term used by The Flave to describe an innner sense of awesomeness that is really nonexistent. This happens by swearing up and down that the Predator was supposed to be in the new Batman movie. Your friends start making comments that they have cloaked Predators following them around and since The Flave is borderline retarded does not realize it is actually making fun of his mentally handicapped ass. Instead he goes around saying,"My Predator Owns," thinking he is cool. When in reality he is a welfare collecting drain on society.
The Flave:" I am so cool because my predator owns."
My Predator Owns by PredatorChieftain December 14, 2010

chris.evans.owns.my.azz 

Chris.evans.owns.my.azz is the swaggiest mutual you will ever meet
oh you’re mutuals with chris.evans.owns.my.azz thats so swag