spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Pulled an Oswald

To fire a gun in rapid succession,like getting three shots off in 11.3 seconds!

The assassin aimed his gun,pulled an Oswald!

by The Ink Man November 1, 2017

faze.harvey.oswald

An absolute alpha male and sexy fucker too who gets head every day

OMG look at faze.Harvey.Oswald he is so hot

by Poopfacershitwater May 16, 2021

Douglas Oscar Oswald

the stupidest name in existence

person 1: did you see that new kid
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of

by Eden T. Bajoinga March 6, 2022

Marina Serna Ostalaza

Radical climate change activist with a taste for older boys and complicated degrees.

If you keep it up you will become Marina Serna Ostalaza.

by vitercas December 21, 2022

Ree Tardy Oswald

The testosterone deficient young man who shall not be named that was a notably bad shot who tried to kill former President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024. Unfortunately, he did succeed in killing an innocent firefighter before having his head blown off.

Damn, you’re so bad at shooting that you look like Ree Tardy Oswald

by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025