Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 26, 2019

Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 2, 2008

side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.

"You're such a side hog!"

by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006

side slut of the side slut

A person that you thought was your side piece. But it’s now your friends side piece. But you’re still getting a piece.

When Kyle (side slut) comes over to play every Friday. But then Garrett steals him away and you (side slut of the side slut) only get to play with Kyle when Garrett’s done playing with him

by Cocaine Keltz December 2, 2022

side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

by bratty boy November 17, 2004

Side dick

The other guy .... a guy a girl keeps on the side for “fun”

I will never ever ever be your side dick

by SuGar0831 November 28, 2019

one sided

When a boy/girl are talking and only one of them is interested or likes the other .

She doesn't like me I'm one sided

by Editing November 9, 2015