Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D
Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.
by PlanPony January 18, 2008
Get the Noeltella on toastmug. "Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.
by mega miles December 17, 2008
Get the Takin' the toastmug. An essential part to the most important meal of the day. Take your toast and release your seed upon it, then spread as if it were butter.
"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"
"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"
"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"
by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018
Get the Nutter toastmug. Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".
by eliaszjm December 20, 2016
Get the bathtub toastmug. 
by analdestroyed April 18, 2018
Get the toasted penismug. Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.
"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."
by Westridge massive January 14, 2014
Get the Naked Toastmug.